Saturday, September 27, 2008

The World of Duh News: Poor people can't afford clean running cars.

Global warming pollution increases 3 percent - Yahoo! News
Global warming pollution increases 3 percent

By SETH BORENSTEIN, AP Science Writer Thu Sep 25, 4:54 PM ET

WASHINGTON - The world pumped up its pollution of the chief man-made global warming gas last year, setting a course that could push beyond leading scientists' projected worst-case scenario, international researchers said Thursday.
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The new numbers, called "scary" by some, were a surprise because scientists thought an economic downturn would slow energy use. Instead, carbon dioxide output jumped 3 percent from 2006 to 2007.


H'duh, that's because whenever the economy gets bad, poor people have to work harder so rich people can continue to make money at the same rate while doing nothing of substance. And since virtually everything about our society has two things in commn, one it makes pollution and two its geared towards making sure rich people make money. That means among many other things, longer commutes in shittier cars.

Thus more pollution.

We really should just appoint an emperor, it would be more honest and at least we're have one person to appeal to for redress of grievances. This democratic bullshit is just not working, half of us don't vote because we know rich people born into it end up our "elected" leaders anyway.

When was the last time a poor guy was president?

I'm serious. The world tolerates China's bullshit, and us bombing people at random, and Saudi kings and princes. Why not an American Empire? The government itself is effectively a monarch anyway. Why not let it have the advantages of speed? Lets build palaces and harems and shit, make being president a gig worth dieing for. And lets not forget what happens to kings and emperors when they screw up as royally as some of our presidents have.

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